Missing Shovel

Written by Jude Waguespack

Oh the
Average conformity is runnin’ through my head
I’d like to own a graveyard just to see the living dead
I bought me a car from an ad on the TV screen
My tires went flat so now I’m walkin’from the DMV
From the DMV, Oh Yeah
From the DMV
“Stay out” is what I say but you just walk around my fence
You gave me a receipt that said I’m north zero cents
Kill for fur, well I say that’s a waste of food
I bought a hammer the other day and yet I still got screwed
Yet I still got screwed, Oh Yeah
Yet I still got screwed
I found a toothbrush in a prison but not a single shiv
I can’t hear a thing you sat because you speak cur-sive
I never burned the sun, I think your argument is null
Not even six feet under and I’ve lost my one sho-vel.
Lost my own shovel, Oh Yeah
Lost my one shovel